So today we were at Target, and we made the mistake of walking through the toy aisle so the kids could look at toys. Cole wanted nothing to do with leaving. He didn't even care that we threatened to leave, or threatened to put him in the cart or whatever. So I grabbed the toy he was playing with and put him in the cart with it. It happened to be a pretend driving wheel with gears and an attached cell phone (aren't we supposed to teach our kids to NOT talk on the phone while driving??).
Anyway, he was facing forward like he was driving while Bryan pushed the cart. He is turning the toy wheel, shifting, and honking the horn. Then we hear "Meep! Meep! Meep!" He is pretending he is driving. So cute, right? Then we hear "Meep! Meep! (pause) Idiot!" Okay, maybe he pays more attention to me in the car than I think he is...
"Meep! Meep! Idiot!" At least he didn't go on, like saying "Dude! It's 35, not 30!!"
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Beep! Beep! Move over Road Rage!
Posted by Celeste Pearson at 10:16 PM
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"Idiot"...??? I'm disappointed. I was hoping for something that required $&*%$#! in order for you to type it without offending anyone. True road ragers swear like sailors. Get it right. :)
P.S. You sure Cole is talking? Last time I saw him I'm pretty sure it was still gibberish.
He is SO talking, and we haven't really figured out a way to get him to stop :) I guess you'll see for yourself in a couple months when you are HERE!!!
Funny! He must not hear the rest of what you say or there would be some *#%$! in there. I've totally seen him at Target when you say "Okay Cole, bye!" and walk away and he doesn't care at all.
I don't swear people! You are going to make people think I use bad language! I really don't, but they definitely hear things like Idiot, and Stupid Driver, and Get off the Road!!!
ha ha ha. Too funny!
Wow, Celeste. My kids hear nothing close to that kind of language. I never honk either. Instead, I say things like--That poor man must be in such a hurry to bring his wife to the hospital. Let's let him pass.
Oh, Brent. I don't believe you for a second. Actually, you are probably the driver that everybody is yelling at since you drive like a GRANDMA! :)
Let me tell you from a real live Sailor....we can swear like the best of them. But nothing makes a person STOP swearing in a moment, than when your sweet little child utters the words that just came out of your mouth. Swearing is just one of the many reasons why my children will NEVER go with me to some of my Navy reunions. I think their ears would melt right off their heads.
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